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Welcome to Legitimate Website!!
Thank you for visiting legitwebsite.uk, the United Kingdom's leading provider of websites that are legitimate. You are looking at one right now.
Please use the Orbital Navigation System™ above to explore. It rotates for your convenience. If the button you want is at the back, simply wait.
A message from our founder
What's new
Added more chrome to the buttons.
The intro is now 4 seconds longer, by popular demand.
Guestbook back online after The Incident.
Merry Christmas from Gary and all at Legitimate Website.
Website launched. Legitimacy begins.
About Us
Legitimate Website Ltd was founded in 2001 in a spare bedroom in Swindon by Gary, who had just bought a copy of Macromedia Flash 5 and needed something to put in it.
Our mission has never changed: to be a website, and to be legitimate while doing so. More than two decades later, we remain firmly on track.
Meet the team
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GaryFounder, CEO, Webmaster, Head of Chrome
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Gary's MumAccounts and Guestbook Moderation
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BiscuitHead of Security. Has never once been hacked.
Our values
Legitimacy. Chrome. Loading bars. In that order.
Our Products
Choose the level of legitimacy that's right for you. All prices include VAT and chrome.
Legitimacy™ Basic
£0.00
One (1) visit to a legitimate website.
Legitimacy™ Pro
£0.00
Everything in Basic, and you may look at it for longer.
Legitimacy™ Platinum Enterprise
POA
For businesses that need legitimacy at scale. Please do not phone.
Video Gallery
🧩 Additional plug-ins are required to display all the media on this page.
Enjoy our library of high-quality streaming video, optimised for 28.8k modems.
Videos may take several minutes to buffer. Legitimate Website accepts no responsibility for plug-ins, codecs, or the Christmas party.
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RESTRICTED AREA
AUTHORISED MEMBERZ ONLY. ALL ACCESS ATTEMPTS ARE LOGGED.
Welcome to the Secret Area
You are now a member. Your membership number is #3. (#1 is Gary. #2 is Biscuit.)
🎬 Director's Cut intro
The original 2001 intro, fully restored. Features a ten-second countdown and runs at the speed Gary intended.
📷 Exclusive photo of Gary
Taken at the 2002 Christmas party. Never before published.
🖼️ Exclusive desktop wallpaper
800×600, 16-bit colour. To save it, right-click the picture and choose "Save Picture As...".
LEGIT
🎮 Cheat codes
Type LEGIT anywhere to return to the Secret Area.
Type TURBO to engage turbo navigation.
Type BISCUIT to summon the Head of Security.
📁 Classified document LEGIT-001
CLASSIFIED - hover to declassify
Following a full internal review, the Certification Board has concluded that Legitimate Website is completely legitimate.
The review was carried out by Gary over one afternoon in his spare bedroom.
Biscuit was present but did not contribute.
Certificates & Awards
Legitimate Website has been independently certified as legitimate by the following bodies:
100% LEGIT
Legitimate Website Certification Board
WEB SITE 2002
British Institute of Websites (est. last Tuesday)
Y2K OK!
Millennium Bug Compliance Authority
GARY ✔
Gary
The Legitimate Website Certification Board is a wholly owned subsidiary of Legitimate Website Ltd. This has no bearing on its findings.
Guestbook
Please sign our guestbook!! All entries are read personally by Gary's Mum.
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Cool Links
Here are some other websites we think you'll love. We have checked them all personally, in 2002.
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Dave is honest. It's in the name.
Over 3 smileys, updated weekly.
Under construction since March 2002.
The governing body. Very strict.
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Contact Us
We love hearing from our visitors. Response times vary depending on whether Gary is in.
TELEPHONE
01632 960 000 (Mon–Fri, whenever Gary is in)
FAX
Yes
EMAIL
gary@legitwebsite.uk
ADDRESS
Unit 4, Legitimate Business Park, Swindon. Postcode available on request.